1- Play around curiously with candle light until your hair catches fire by accident and you start to flame. 2- Remember your lost family and their names. From your brother, to mother and dad. Then promptly recall why you forgot them in the first place and wish you could forget em asap again.
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The way I see it, intelligence is a rather give and take kinda a thing. You take a little retarded bs from the people around you and give back a little bit more and pretend throughout that you are quite smart or at least above average smarts when you compare your achievements to the complete cluster fucks of underachieving […]
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Some might have noticed that i haven’t managed to put quill & ink to paper for quite a bit of time now. Somehow my sarcastic muse had died, my inspiration dried. The fires in me dwindled, I couldn’t write, I was feeling out of the fight. But then a current newsflash hit me today, a new bright social comet for our lebanese […]
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So since when does a website voting result give us a new world wonder ?! In what is probably one of the very few occasions where the lebanese can truly unite and express themselves and their insecure egos in a long proud round of mass public display of nationalistic masturbation, the orgasmic quest to get the Jeita grotto listed as one of […]
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People always seem to under appreciate the true benefits of politics. Sure politics might seem about correcting the economy and equally boring matters such as social welfare and providing job opportunities to those mid-class bums but on the inside it is much more than that really, it’s magical and all about inexplicable super powers. First politics is all about getting the great masses […]
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First thing that we tend to notice is that almost all aliens are butt-naked. Judging from Hollywood movies, aliens in general seem to favor the hippy lifestyle over tight pants and social fashion. Plus, it seems being pant-less and liberated is good for those casual & practical hanky panky sessions as lets just say one bent over alien calibrates the spaceships’s anti-grav thrusters while another […]
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REVIEW: Caramel. Fans of the Lebanese movie scene prepare to be served! Here’s a one splendid little motion picture that is great pleasure to watch whether in the theaters or on tv screens. Although these movies do take some time to make and are very few in numbers, they ever bring us jewels of cinematography to watch in sheer wonder. […]
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REVIEW: 1408. What’s really behind the door of hotel room 1408? Is it something evil or just an old set of cheap furniture?
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REVIEW: Crysis 2. I’m NOT into finding some low budget or half done Indie game somewhere, and review it to berate it and belittle it because it has flaws.. No me I’m into smacking the shit out of big titles who waste millions of dollars developing a game that a blind monkey can see has some major flaws in it.. […]
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Have you ever wondered how beer can daily improve your routine life ? well for starters.. -it makes her look pretty and interesting while it makes him look less stupid and more funny -its also good for the skin and it tastes even better when you lick that foam right off the lips of each other
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