Author Archives: Roy

The Jeita Moneyshot !

So since when does a website voting result give us a new world wonder ?! In what is probably one of the very few occasions where the lebanese can truly unite and express themselves and their insecure egos in a long proud round of mass public display of nationalistic masturbation, the orgasmic quest to get the Jeita grotto listed as one of […]

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Benefits of Politics

People always seem to under appreciate the true benefits of politics. Sure politics might seem about correcting the economy and equally boring matters such as social welfare and providing job opportunities to those mid-class bums but on the inside it is much more than that really, it’s magical and all about inexplicable super powers. First politics is all about getting the great masses […]

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Top 10 known facts about aliens

  First  thing that we tend to notice is that almost all aliens are butt-naked. Judging from Hollywood movies, aliens in general seem to favor the hippy lifestyle over tight pants and social fashion. Plus, it seems being pant-less and liberated is good for those casual & practical hanky panky sessions as lets just say one bent over alien calibrates the spaceships’s anti-grav thrusters while another […]

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Caramel

REVIEW: Caramel. Fans of the Lebanese movie scene prepare to be served! Here’s a one splendid little motion picture that is great pleasure to watch whether in the theaters or on tv screens. Although these movies do take some time to make and are very few in numbers, they ever bring us jewels of cinematography to watch in sheer wonder. […]

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Crysis 2

REVIEW: Crysis 2. I’m NOT into finding some low budget or half done Indie game somewhere, and review it to berate it and belittle it because it has flaws.. No me I’m into smacking the shit out of big titles who waste millions of dollars developing a game that a blind monkey can see has some major flaws in it.. […]

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Top Beer Benefits

  Have you ever wondered how beer can daily improve your routine life ? well for starters.. -it makes her look pretty and interesting while it makes him look less stupid and more funny -its also good for the skin and it tastes even better when you lick that foam right off the lips of each other

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Gulf desert top 10 list

  Having worked in the Gulf a tiny bit, these are the top 10 attractions that i still manage to find most mesmerizing and memorable ! 1-First being greeted with that warm breathtaking heat the first time you experience life outside of AC cooled places smack under sunlight..  it’s as sweet as having your head cooked to excellence in an open space oven.

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Swimming & Beach Tips

 Swimming & Beach Tips: -never swim in a pool, they have a little bit of water in them but a lot more of kiddy piss -never swim near Beirut or Zouk, unless you like to swim in industrial waste instead of piss, go to the north or south instead -learn to love swimming in the sea, it gives you the […]

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Detecting bombs, with faith

  They say that faith can move mountains, but in the case of lebanon apparently it can detect bombs as well. And since our safety is of critical importance to loving merchants and businessmen alike, it goes without saying that our lives are daily protected a big dosage of firm strong faith. So what am i talking about exactly here […]

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