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10 internet things to do, without internet | ZQuill Article
While its true that total national internet blackouts only happen in Southpark and Lebanon, here in lebanon we sadly dont have Cartman, Stan, Kenny & Kyle to keep us entertained so here is our very own special to do list of 10 internet things to do, without internet.. 1-Searching.. i know asking Google or Wikipedia how to tie ur shoelaces is second nature to you and me, but without internet to find answers to our stupid questions you might have to resort to doing something horrible, talking to other people to ask them and reading. I know it sucks, but the good thing is that u can just give up on searching when your janitor cant explain to you the new Higgs Boson and just make up your own answer if you'r fed up of searching. Better yet, you can start your own know-it-all religion.