Category : Roy

How to SAFELY make porn movies

  If you ask any ISP how their bandwidth is getting sucked up mostly, you can probably safely bet your balls they will tell you it’s all thanks to internet porn traffic. Even before the dawn of net porn, classic printed porn literature was also present under the bed mattress of pretty much every teenager.

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Interstellar Movie Review

So what happens when you make passionate love conceiving a movie?? A product of sweet love that’s what, give and take a few sloppy sex moves here and there as well. But first, I need to get something off the bat. Yes I am a science fiction fanboy. But only for movies and novels that flirt with our emotions and […]

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5 Ways Selfies Make us Awesome

  Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian got nothing on you. Yes! If you weren’t aware of it yet, you are now. Cuz whether you are a guy or girl, you are awesome! And no its not because you wrote the new definitive paper on the unified theory of physics, nor is it because you solved the economic hardships of […]

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Taboule-yayy Independence Day

 ‘Independence’, nothing spells independence better than issuing this English word accidentally on a bilingual French/Arabic paper bill to commemorate your country’s 70th accidental independence anniversary. But as the governor of the Central Bank of Lebanon said live on television when confronted with this awesomeness ‘We at the National Bank know how to spell the word correctly, it’s the printing press […]

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10 internet things to do, without internet

  While its true that national internet blackouts only happen in Southpark and Lebanon, here in Lebanon we sadly dont have Cartman, Stan, Kenny & Kyle to keep us entertained so here is our very own special to-do list of top 10 internet things to do, without internet.. 1-Searching.. i know asking Google or Wikipedia how to tie your shoelaces is second nature to […]

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10 fun things to do in blackouts

1- Play around curiously with candle light until your hair catches fire by accident and you start to flame. 2- Remember your lost family and their names.  From your brother, to mother and dad. Then promptly recall why you forgot them in the first place and wish you could forget em asap again.

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5 Stupid things Smart people like to think

  The way I see it, intelligence is a rather give and take kinda a thing. You take a little retarded bs from the people around you and give back a little bit more and pretend throughout that you are quite smart or at least above average smarts when you compare your achievements to the complete cluster fucks of underachieving […]

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Online censorship S&M style

  Some might have noticed that i haven’t managed to put quill & ink to paper for quite a bit of time now. Somehow my sarcastic muse had died, my inspiration dried. The fires in me dwindled, I couldn’t write, I was feeling out of the fight. But then a current newsflash hit me today, a new bright social comet for our lebanese […]

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The Jeita Moneyshot !

So since when does a website voting result give us a new world wonder ?! In what is probably one of the very few occasions where the lebanese can truly unite and express themselves and their insecure egos in a long proud round of mass public display of nationalistic masturbation, the orgasmic quest to get the Jeita grotto listed as one of […]

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