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The Jeita Moneyshot !

So since when does a website voting result give us a new world wonder ?!

In what is probably one of the very few occasions where the lebanese can truly unite and express themselves and their insecure egos in a long proud round of mass public display of nationalistic masturbation, the orgasmic quest to get the Jeita grotto listed as one of the 7 new wonders of the world on some silly online website somewhere is almost about to reach its climatic moneyshot end.
We hear it’s a life changing event! So can’t wait ! (more…)

Benefits of Politics

People always seem to under appreciate the true benefits of politics.

Sure politics might seem about correcting the economy and equally boring matters such as social welfare and providing job opportunities to those mid-class bums but on the inside it is much more than that really, it’s magical and all about inexplicable super powers.

First politics is all about getting the great masses a means to identify themselves with a properly colored herd of their choosing and then get them to go down to the street en mass and commemorate it all with a political march photo-shoot celebrating the ascension of their political idol to godhood.

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Top 10 known facts about aliens

First  thing that we tend to notice is that almost all aliens are butt-naked. Judging from Hollywood movies, aliens in general seem to favor the hippy lifestyle over tight pants and social fashion. Plus, it seems being pant-less and liberated is good for those casual & practical hanky panky sessions as lets just say one bent over alien calibrates the spaceships’s anti-grav thrusters while another passing by alien quickly rear calibrates that inviting alien ass with a bang bang thank you grey mam just for good measure.

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Top Beer Benefits

Have you ever wondered how beer can daily improve your routine life ? well for starters..

-it makes her look pretty and interesting while it makes him look less stupid and more funny

-its also good for the skin and it tastes even better when you lick that foam right off the lips of each other

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Gulf desert top 10 list

Having worked in the Gulf a tiny bit, these are the top 10 attractions that i still manage to find most mesmerizing and memorable !

1-First being greeted with that warm breathtaking heat the first time you experience life outside of AC cooled places smack under sunlight..  it’s as sweet as having your head cooked to excellence in an open space oven. (more…)

RE: What Women Want ??

if i say hi, i’m clingy
if i dont say hi, i’m a player

if i talk to you, i get accused of talking too much
if i don’t talk to you, i get accused of never communicating (more…)