I’m a big softy for romanticism. So naturally when i heard that it was making a strong comeback in 2020 i immediately donned the proper apparel to write about it. I opened my laptop and sat in my favorite boxers. The cyber rumor mill has it that true love can be found online in these times of quarantine and social […]
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It’s Easter, a quite fitting time for resurrections. I wrote this article some years ago to explain why i didn’t publish as much anymore. I just didn’t feel like it. Clearly i didn’t gauge properly how much i didn’t feel like it, because i changed my mind and promptly unpublished it. Felt there was no point, no audience. To some […]
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Everybody loves to work, well granted not everybody but even those who love to work dose off sometimes at the office. Be it sleepiness, horniness, laziness or the usual not-feeling-like-it, once it strikes you you simply find your work skills disabled as limited as they might have been to start with. So what do you do about it when […]
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Life & death, they are the yin and yang of the circle of life. For all of us they are natural and complement each other. Accidents, sickness, jackass pranks, old age are all unfortunate but natural. What is not natural though is doing something drastically stupid that leads to your untimely but impressive demise.
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Mondays are great. It’s a fresh new week full of potential ahead! Too bad you have to start them though at the office. Don’t get me wrong, not all jobs suck, but Monday’s should be like a delicate kiss not getting a cold brick thrown at your face.
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If you ask any ISP how their bandwidth is getting sucked up mostly, you can probably safely bet your balls they will tell you it’s all thanks to internet porn traffic. Even before the dawn of net porn, classic printed porn literature was also present under the bed mattress of pretty much every teenager.
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Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian got nothing on you. Yes! If you weren’t aware of it yet, you are now. Cuz whether you are a guy or girl, you are awesome! And no its not because you wrote the new definitive paper on the unified theory of physics, nor is it because you solved the economic hardships of […]
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‘Independence’, nothing spells independence better than issuing this English word accidentally on a bilingual French/Arabic paper bill to commemorate your country’s 70th accidental independence anniversary. But as the governor of the Central Bank of Lebanon said live on television when confronted with this awesomeness ‘We at the National Bank know how to spell the word correctly, it’s the printing press […]
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While its true that national internet blackouts only happen in Southpark and Lebanon, here in Lebanon we sadly dont have Cartman, Stan, Kenny & Kyle to keep us entertained so here is our very own special to-do list of top 10 internet things to do, without internet.. 1-Searching.. i know asking Google or Wikipedia how to tie your shoelaces is second nature to […]
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1- Play around curiously with candle light until your hair catches fire by accident and you start to flame. 2- Remember your lost family and their names. From your brother, to mother and dad. Then promptly recall why you forgot them in the first place and wish you could forget em asap again.
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