While its true that national internet blackouts only happen in Southpark and Lebanon, here in Lebanon we sadly dont have Cartman, Stan, Kenny & Kyle to keep us entertained so here is our very own special to-do list of top 10 internet things to do, without internet..
1-Searching.. i know asking Google or Wikipedia how to tie your shoelaces is second nature to you and me, but without internet to find answers to our stupid questions you might have to resort to doing something horrible.. actually talking to other people and even some reading. I know it sucks, but the good thing is that you can just give up when your janitor cant explain to you the new Higgs Boson and just make up your very own answers when you’r fed up of searching. Its like your very own know-it-all religion ! (more…)
1- Play around curiously with candle light until your hair catches fire by accident and you start to flame.
2- Remember your lost family and their names. From your brother, to mother and dad.
Then promptly recall why you forgot them in the first place and wish you could forget em asap again.
So since when does a website voting result give us a new world wonder ?!
In what is probably one of the very few occasions where the lebanese can truly unite and express themselves and their insecure egos in a long proud round of mass public display of nationalistic masturbation, the orgasmic quest to get the Jeita grotto listed as one of the 7 new wonders of the world on some silly online website somewhere is almost about to reach its climatic moneyshot end.
We hear it’s a life changing event! So can’t wait ! (more…)
People always seem to under appreciate the true benefits of politics.
Sure politics might seem about correcting the economy and equally boring matters such as social welfare and providing job opportunities to those mid-class bums but on the inside it is much more than that really, it’s magical and all about inexplicable super powers.
First politics is all about getting the great masses a means to identify themselves with a properly colored herd of their choosing and then get them to go down to the street en mass and commemorate it all with a political march photo-shoot celebrating the ascension of their political idol to godhood.
First thing that we tend to notice is that almost all aliens are butt-naked. Judging from Hollywood movies, aliens in general seem to favor the hippy lifestyle over tight pants and social fashion. Plus, it seems being pant-less and liberated is good for those casual & practical hanky panky sessions as lets just say one bent over alien calibrates the spaceships’s anti-grav thrusters while another passing by alien quickly rear calibrates that inviting alien ass with a bang bang thank you grey mam just for good measure.
Have you ever wondered how beer can daily improve your routine life ? well for starters..
-it makes her look pretty and interesting while it makes him look less stupid and more funny
-its also good for the skin and it tastes even better when you lick that foam right off the lips of each other
Having worked in the Gulf a tiny bit, these are the top 10 attractions that i still manage to find most mesmerizing and memorable !
1-First being greeted with that warm breathtaking heat the first time you experience life outside of AC cooled places smack under sunlight.. it’s as sweet as having your head cooked to excellence in an open space oven. (more…)
if i say hi, i’m clingy
if i dont say hi, i’m a player
if i talk to you, i get accused of talking too much
if i don’t talk to you, i get accused of never communicating (more…)