The Quill

So since when does a website voting result give us a new world wonder ?! In what is probably one of the very few occasions where the lebanese can truly unite and express themselves and their insecure egos in a long proud round of mass public display of nationalistic masturbation, the orgasmic quest to get the Jeita grotto listed as one of […]

People always seem to under appreciate the true benefits of politics. Sure politics might seem about correcting the economy and equally boring matters such as social welfare and providing job opportunities to those mid-class bums but on the inside it is much more than that really, it’s magical and all about inexplicable super powers. First politics is all about getting the great masses […]

  First  thing that we tend to notice is that almost all aliens are butt-naked. Judging from Hollywood movies, aliens in general seem to favor the hippy lifestyle over tight pants and social fashion. Plus, it seems being pant-less and liberated is good for those casual & practical hanky panky sessions as lets just say one bent over alien calibrates the spaceships’s anti-grav thrusters while another […]

  Have you ever wondered how beer can daily improve your routine life ? well for starters.. -it makes her look pretty and interesting while it makes him look less stupid and more funny -its also good for the skin and it tastes even better when you lick that foam right off the lips of each other

  Having worked in the Gulf a tiny bit, these are the top 10 attractions that i still manage to find most mesmerizing and memorable ! 1-First being greeted with that warm breathtaking heat the first time you experience life outside of AC cooled places smack under sunlight..  it’s as sweet as having your head cooked to excellence in an open space oven.

 Swimming & Beach Tips: -never swim in a pool, they have a little bit of water in them but a lot more of kiddy piss -never swim near Beirut or Zouk, unless you like to swim in industrial waste instead of piss, go to the north or south instead -learn to love swimming in the sea, it gives you the […]

  They say that faith can move mountains, but in the case of lebanon apparently it can detect bombs as well. And since our safety is of critical importance to loving merchants and businessmen alike, it goes without saying that our lives are daily protected a big dosage of firm strong faith. So what am i talking about exactly here […]

  Well if you ever wondered why every other country on the planet would rather recognize toiler paper before recognizing our driving license first, here is why perhaps.. For you see in order to be a true lebanese driver you must master most of the following art forms : -assume any idiot driving in front of you to be ‘another’ […]

To my dearest mother in law ever, الله ياخدك To a nice trip to Venice or Paris..   Ok sure i’m not your true born son but did you know that i love you even more than my own dear mother ? I dare not upset you, my wife could get upset and she who has sometimes your temper might punish […]

  Apparently having never heard of the wise old saying that too much of a good thing can kill you, an uninformed simple kiss even a very simple passionate one can bring forth untold stories of misery upon both the ‘kisser’ and ‘kissee’  it seems..