Category : Humour

And on the third year the pen rose again!

It’s Easter, a quite fitting time i’d say to go back to writing again. After almost 3 years of not publishing, i feel back in the game. The reason for this long hiatus and resurrection tho is not related to religion, science nor fantasy as well. Instead it’s linked to the cycle of ashes, ember then fire again. Its about […]

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2015 The Year of the Social Justice Creeps

Every year in the calendar has its very own unique set of flavored bullshit, 2015 tho outdone them wall with a deluge avalanche of it. Being raised in the 80s & 90s where political incorrectness bloomed under Beavis & Butthead, Southpark, Married With Children.. i look at this year where attention seeking creeps like Bruce Jenner are given Women of […]

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Top Ways To Waste Time at Work

  Everybody loves to work, well granted not everybody but even those who love to work dose off sometimes at the office. Be it sleepiness, horniness, laziness or the usual not-feeling-like-it, once it strikes you you simply find your work skills disabled as limited as they might have been to start with. So what do you do about it when […]

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5 stupid ways to meet your maker

  Life & death, they are the yin and yang of the circle of life. For all of us they are natural and complement each other. Accidents, sickness, jackass pranks, old age are all unfortunate but natural. What is not natural though is doing something drastically stupid that leads to your untimely but impressive demise.

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How to SAFELY make porn movies

  If you ask any ISP how their bandwidth is getting sucked up mostly, you can probably safely bet your balls they will tell you it’s all thanks to internet porn traffic. Even before the dawn of net porn, classic printed porn literature was also present under the bed mattress of pretty much every teenager.

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5 Ways Selfies Make us Awesome

  Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian got nothing on you. Yes! If you weren’t aware of it yet, you are now. Cuz whether you are a guy or girl, you are awesome! And no its not because you wrote the new definitive paper on the unified theory of physics, nor is it because you solved the economic hardships of […]

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Taboule-yayy Independence Day

 ‘Independence’, nothing spells independence better than issuing this English word accidentally on a bilingual French/Arabic paper bill to commemorate your country’s 70th accidental independence anniversary. But as the governor of the Central Bank of Lebanon said live on television when confronted with this awesomeness ‘We at the National Bank know how to spell the word correctly, it’s the printing press […]

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10 internet things to do, without internet

  While its true that national internet blackouts only happen in Southpark and Lebanon, here in Lebanon we sadly dont have Cartman, Stan, Kenny & Kyle to keep us entertained so here is our very own special to-do list of top 10 internet things to do, without internet.. 1-Searching.. i know asking Google or Wikipedia how to tie your shoelaces is second nature to […]

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10 fun things to do in blackouts

1- Play around curiously with candle light until your hair catches fire by accident and you start to flame. 2- Remember your lost family and their names.  From your brother, to mother and dad. Then promptly recall why you forgot them in the first place and wish you could forget em asap again.

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