Well if you ever wondered why every other country on the planet would rather recognize toiler paper before recognizing our driving license first, here is why perhaps.. For you see in order to be a true lebanese driver you must master most of the following art forms : -assume any idiot driving in front of you to be ‘another’ […]
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To my dearest mother in law ever, الله ياخدك To a nice trip to Venice or Paris.. Ok sure i’m not your true born son but did you know that i love you even more than my own dear mother ? I dare not upset you, my wife could get upset and she who has sometimes your temper might punish […]
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Apparently having never heard of the wise old saying that too much of a good thing can kill you, an uninformed simple kiss even a very simple passionate one can bring forth untold stories of misery upon both the ‘kisser’ and ‘kissee’ it seems..
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A strong firm hand, flung in the air, smacking her right in the face, makes you a man.. Mind you though that a true man, would never smack in the face where it would clearly show like that. No, your wife, your sister, your daughter heck even your fresh new prey girlfriend, all have a soft cheek that was […]
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REVIEW: Transformers. Nice killer rides, cool transforming robots and a hot sizzling heroine.. what more can one expect from a Hollywood movie? Well for starters one can ask for good directing, convincing acting and a non brainless plotline. Thankfully for us movie goers, the Transformers has all those aforementioned good qualities plus much much more.
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REVIEW: Pirates of the Caribbean 3 At World’s End. The fresh air of the Caribbean makes an agreeable comeback with this third installment of the successful franchise about the far flung quests of a motley group of hilariously back stabbing pirates. With more swash-buckling sea adventures than one could probably shake a cutlass sword at, this movie holds up well […]
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REVIEW : NEXT. What if you could see into the future ? What would you do with such a cool gift? Well, Frank Cadillac knows what to do with it: he pretty much tries his best to avoid ever using it. For apparently seeing into the future alters it accordingly. There goes your one chance to try and cheat to […]
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REVIEW : The Bourne Ultimatum. Jason Bourne is back and this time is even more extreme than ever! The tough-guy character that put Matt Damon on Hollywood’s map of action-heroes is back at doing what he does best by beating the living stars out of bad guys in this third installment of the series.
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REVIEW: Dead Space 2. Zombie games are shit, please let us clear that up first That said, whoever thinks DeadSpace 2 is shit is retarded Well to be fair and give him credit he needs to try it out first, then if he still thinks its shit we can safely call him retarded. Dead Space 2 is one of two […]
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REVIEW: Brink. Veni Vidi Vixi.. It’s roman for I came, I saw, I lived.. So do you want to know how that applies to Brink ? Just change the sentence to I came, I saw, I left and never came back.. Jokes aside, Brinks is what happens when Fallout and Quake have unprotected underage relations together.
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